JILL'S EMMYS 2015 RED CARPET REWIND

Chains, mesh, and sweat... oh my! Those three words pretty much sum up last night's Emmys red carpet. Seriously, how did they not all faint like Olivia Culpo?!?! I watched most of the coverage not shaking my head at what walked down the carpet, which is usually a rarity (me watching television and not being judge-y is another rarity). Also, who knew Ryan Seacrest was now making suits? At this point, this guy will be running with Kanye West in 2020. 

Anyway, on to my picks!

Best

Taraji P. Henson in Alexander Wang: If you're going to wear black on the red carpet, you better be prepared to step your game up, and Taraji totally did. I love her sleek hair and makeup and the interesting details on the lower part of the gown. Can shoulder chains be a new thing, too?

Kerry Washington in Marc Jacobs: This dress did not look half this fabulous walking down the runway. Kerry is owning this look and I'm all for it (along with Scandal being back on television this week!!!!!!!!). 

Lady Gaga in Brandon Maxwell: I know, I know... another black dress. But come on, look at Gaga. She completely stunned in this simple yet classic number, and her body has been on point lately. I'm really loving actress Gaga, even if that means I have to wait a bit longer for another album.

Worst

Joanna Newsom in Delpozo: I think she is wearing something that Mayim Bialik grew in a petri dish. 

Heidi Klum in Versace: Love the color, but unfortunately, the love stops there. It looks like this dress had a cover up and someone ripped off half of it. But then again if I had those guns, I would want to show them off as much as possible too.

Nazanin Boniadi in Stephane Rolland: It pains me to do this because I loved her on Homeland, but... really? Did she key her stylist's car to deserve this? This dress is just hanging on her. The top semi reminds me of a swan costume.

What Could Have Been

Tatiana Maslany in Bouchra Jarrar Couture: I can never pass up admiration for a woman in a well-tailored suit, but that's only when it's well-tailored. Everything is working for Tatiana, but the fit seems off. With a little nip and tuck, this could have been one of my favorites.

Elisabeth Moss in Oscar de la Renta: Elisabeth looked so gorgeous last night. I'm really diggin' the super blonde hair, red lip, and this color dress. The only thing I'd like to see is for the dress to be a little more fitted towards the bottom.

I'm now going to cry for the 10038292 time that Peggy will no longer be on my television screen. 

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Who were your favorites and not-so favorites last night?

x Jill

JILL'S EMMYS 2014 RED CARPET RECAP

I'm seeing red. And not because I'm completely pissed off at this rainy weather (which I am), but after watching many red frocks walk down the 66th Annual Emmys red carpet. I did trade in a night of sushi with Jess and Soraya for the red carpet coverage, so I didn't get to catch many of these gowns in motion, but for some of these (cough Lena cough) that might be a good thing.

Here are my favorites and not-so favorites.

Best Dressed

Claire Danes in Givenchy: If you're going to do red on the red carpet, you better do it (you know what I mean?) The cut out detail, with lace overlay, and detailed neckline take this red dress to the next level. I also love that her hair is soft, paired with her bold lip. 

Sarah Paulson in Armani Prive: Am I supposed to like this? I don't think so, but I find it so darling. Plus it adds an interesting twist to a black strapless dress. It's volume without being too overwhelming, and the slick, straight hair keeps the look from being too cutesy. 

Camila Alves in Zuhair Murad: Having Mathew on your arm can always help your amplify your look, but Camila didn't need any help last night. Mixing a peek-a-boo pattern with long sleeves and a conservative neckline keeps things balanced. I also thought the pattern was soft and delicate against her skin. 

Lizzy Caplan in Donna Karan Atelier: Sure, it's black and white, but doesn't she look like a classic beauty? Regina George, eat your words.

January Jones in Prabal Gurung: If this was on anyone else, I probably wouldn't enjoy it as much. January's messy bangs and shoes add an edge to this frock, and I really like the texture of the gown. Again, if you're going to do red... make it interesting.

Worst Dressed

Lena Dunham in Giambattista Valli: Every news outlet should apologize for publishing the designer of this gown, because I imagine they don't want to claim this. And her hair stylist should enroll in the witness protection program and start over. I'm kidding, it's not that bad. Okay maybe it is.

She's not really trying, right?

Betsey Brandt in Alice + Olivia: This is a great example of how the wrong styling can negatively affect a dress. I actually like the print of this dress, but hate it paired with the black clutch and black, closed-toed heels. I am not one to think that someone is too old to wear something, but Betsey's hair is styled too maturely for such a bright dress. I also think the hemline should either be longer or a little shorter, since this length makes her stature look short. 

Taissa Farmiga in Honor: Is this a lace skirt on top of a short dress? I don't get it.

Laura Prepon in Gustavo Cadile: There is a green monster eating Laura. Talk about the dress wearing the girl.

Amanda Peet in Giambattista Valli: I would have totally loved this dress in a time in my life where I also loved butterfly clips and glitter eyeshadow.

Who were your favorites and not-so favorites?

x Jill

65TH ANNUAL EMMYS

Let the pre-gaming to the Oscars begin!

Last night was the 65th Annual Emmy Awards, AKA a night of tweeting, critiquing, and nitpicking at all the dresses that walk the red carpet. There were lots of nudes, a few blues, and some surprise dresses, and I've added my favorites, least favorites, and looks that I wish I could tweak below!

Best

Kate Mara in J. Mendel - Favorite of the night! Kate did it right with long sleeves and a high slit, balancing out the dress perfectly. Her slick straight hair compliments the look and I love the tiny cut outs on the top. The Mara sisters are quickly becoming my favorite fashion duo (next to The Olsens, duh).

Photo via E! Online

Claire Danes in Armani Prive - Loved this feminine look and the delicate details. Paired with the perfect lip color and faux bob, I'm on board. 

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Laura Dern in Naeem Kahn - I'm not one for pink dresses, but this detailed frock caught my eye quickly. I love the beading and nude element of the dress, and Laura's messy hair keeps the look from being too girly. 

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Kiernan Shipka in Delpozo - Let's all collectively say it... "Awwwwww!" Kiernan always dresses age appropriate while still keeping it fresh and noticeable to us adults. Where can I fill out the adoption papers?

Photo via E! Online

Worst

Carrie Underwood in Ramona Keveza - Someone needs to let her know that life isn't one big prom.

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Lena Dunham in Prada - I know last season of Girls wasn't as good as the first, but don't torture yourself over it, Lena. That's gotta be the only excuse for picking a dress you drown in, paired with that heavy eyeshadow.

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Heidi Klum in Versace - I'm wishing this dress was around in 2001 when I sprained my neck because it's a (slight) step above that ugly neck brace I had to wear. 

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Ana Farris in Monique Lhuillier - I don't have a problem with the dress, I have a problem with her in the dress. I can't get past how wrong that color is for her skin tone to even look at the structure of the dress. With her blonde hair, bangs, and lack of a strong lip color, Ana is way too washed out. From one pale girl to another, stay away from this color.

Photo via E! Online

What Could Have Been

Julianne Hough in Jenny Packham - We shouldn't be able to tell if you've received a bikini wax when you walk down the red carpet, but I won't write this dress off just yet. Add a lining that runs longer than hot pants, and I could get behind this look. 

Julie Bowen in Zac Posen - Would have loved to see this strapless! There's just too much going on here. Put your hand over the shoulder details and voila, you have a stunning dress that your eyes won't question where to look.

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Allison Williams in Ralph Lauren - Studies show that staring at Allison's look for too long will cure insomnia. The dress is pretty but the simple hair and lack of jewels send me straight to bed. 

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Zosia Mamet in Honor - The only thing saving this dress is the gorgeous print. Outside of that, the bottom of the dress is too heavy and the black top looks more confusing than me trying to pronounce her name. Things would be 65% better if this was a pencil dress sans black chest detail. 

Photo via E! Online

Who were your favorites and least favorites of the night?

x Jill